Today's Stupidity Index

Today's Stupidity Index is

HIGH

with a 95% chance of idiocy.

What this means:

• Avoid unnecessary driving, as other drivers will be on the phone, eating lunch, and otherwise not paying attention to the one-ton projectile they have aimed at you.
• Also, do not expect road construction to be announced with any sort of signs or other warning materials, since that would only enable you to use an alternate route.